Summer School

Looks like Jake's been skippin' classes...

Beer of the Week # 3

I think this is number three...
Longboard Lager by Kona Brewing Co. This stuff is good, if you don't believe me ask my girlfriend. At first you should be like "Hey I don't wanna drink chick beer" but she knows whats up (+ 5 brownie points just earned) , holla.

www.konabrewingcompany.com

Sunday at Olney

Weather was:
so some old gray hairs and I road out to Olney, MD to skate their park. Apparently the town has some gang problems amongst all the golf courses and tennis courts they have out there. Anyways, so we skated and some more old pool rippers came to pump up the three man session. Oh, and Maryland doesn't sell beer at 7-11 or supermarkets - thanks government types.

Speaking of government types (and old gray hairs), Bob Pribble of the FED can still do bonelesses five years after receiving his AARP card. If you don't know what the FED is go watch that fact filled film called Zeitgiest; it'll answer all your questions (we're all gonna die!).













What would a Keg Party post be without me plastering photos of myself all over the internet for all six readers to see? I really like how you can see my sponsors' logos oh so well. Well kinda, just click the photo to blow it up like nitro.

Cue the sponsor links-----NOW

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Coming Soon... T-Shirts and Stickers!

Soon as in like six months... and after I make a paypal... aaand after I get some money... aaaand after I make a logo.

I know you can't shoot dis good

Save your mini cams for your drunk facebook photos. This guy is for real. Bryan Karl Lathrop has been killin' it behind the lense for ages. Just check this Japan Air for example.

Since I know you want more, CHECK THE WEBSITE!

Procede with Caution

Warning: This video may or may not lower your IQ. If you're reading this, chances are you need to keep all the points you still got... Enjoy.

Beer of the Week

So, this one's super late, I don't even know what day it is. So here we go, beer of the week for this week is.... Charles Shaw 2005 California Merlot.
Ok I know it isn't beer but at $3.29 a bottle I'm gonna have to kick my beer drinking habit for a week or two. Go on down to Trader Joe's and getcha' sum.

Street Gang's Game of SKATE

I know, I know, this happend like a month ago. Whatever, better late than never right? Keg Party's very own field operative Caio Seb-te- however you spell it won the first annual game of SKATE. Apparently what he DIDN'T win was a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors (see the above photo for the crying that ensued). He also won some shit, including one hundred George Washington portraits and a pretty new deck from Framework (I'm diggin' the logo). Epic sesh brahs. We get a chunk of that cash, right Caio???

Johnathan Bermudez worked the mic, drew the brackets, donated the moneys, donated his times, planned it outs, made it happens. And what did you do? Nuthin, At least little Caio acted like he cared by blowing the whistle, a lot...

Here's Caio cheezin' with the bills. No change needed.

Johnathan Bermudez didn't stop there. He scooped some bearings from Greenhouse and personally found the shittiest board of the day and hooked the poor bastard with some spinners. I hope you said thank you, bastards.

See ya next year. By the way this is by far the longest post I've made thus far. I'm sorry?

Starting THIS WEEK:

Keg Party's official Beer of the Week postings will be starting..... NOW. Every week I'll steal a photograph off the internet of my favorite beer of the moment. My favorite beer usually changes about once a week so this should work out perfectly. If you see Pabst Blue Ribbon as a beer of the week that means I'm flat broke. That means buy me a beer.

The first ever Keg Party Beer of the Week (KPBotW?, KPSBW?, KPBW? (I haven't picked my favorite acronym)) is Trader Joe's Hofbrau. This beer is my favorite at Trader Joe's because it's 7% fun juice. That was the highest alcohol content I could find at the VB location last weekend soooo yea.. Hofbrau is a mailbock style beer - since I don't know what that means go look it up you ingrates. Cheers!

PS. If you're wondering what that weird little box is, that's a logo of a different Trader Joe's beer and I can't figure out how to delete it. My internet ablilities amaze even myself.